How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 “J” STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN...
Thinnest World’s Book Is…
What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women.
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...