Newest son-in-law
|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my...
Woman’s instructions
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Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
The Stub
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to…
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
Piano vs Mine Shaft
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Tell about a haircut
|The story of someone getting a haircut.Women’s version:Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s...