Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
A guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger…
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and...
Yet another blonde joke…
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?Shine a torch in her ear!
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.