The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...