Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...