Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
All Aboard
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Olympic city bribery
|The Top 9 Signs Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site9. IOC...