If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
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As US tourists in Israel…
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
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What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
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