Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor…
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Dem’ smart city folk
|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor...
Little Johnny and the experiment.
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...