I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
Who will you choose?
It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here’s the scoop...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
Polish Space Program
Q: What’s delaying the hillbilly space program?A: Development of a working match.
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....