You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...
Tarzania
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?”Look,...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...