The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding…
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Signs and notices 21
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At my University’s...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...