Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Ploughing the land
|A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to...
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...
Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...