Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife…
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...