What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Admit that you did that
|An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood...
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?
Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...