Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...
The young playboy took a blind date to an…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a...
Elephant jokes 08
|What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?An animal that...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...