The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey…
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.