Difference With Computer
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to...
I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
New scientific theories I
New scientific theories4th RunnerUp– The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation....
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...