One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...