Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
We go bear hunting
|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came...
The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every...
Three Girls
There were three girls in a bar. One girl says…”I can get a whole...
Brand new
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...