Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
25 signs you’ve had too much to drink
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Wrong House?
Do you know what it means to come home to a man who’ll give...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...