Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Any last requests?
|A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...