What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...