I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
What are the three fastest means of communication?
What are the three fastest means of communication?Internet Telephone Telawoman!
Two pyscologists
2 pshycologists met each other in a street one day.One said to the other,...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...