Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...