Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
O’Toole volunteered
|O’Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...