5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VII Good: The postman’s early Bad: He’s wearing...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...