picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...