A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
The NFL team names
|NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...