Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Christmas downsizing
|Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Hellen Keller List
Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q:...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...