An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
Who’s backward?
What happens when you play Country music records backwards?You Sober up, your wife comes...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED…
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED. ALL THREE GUYS...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...