Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Two gay men were in bed fooling around…
Two gay men were in bed fooling around when all of asudden the door...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Top10 New Summer Camps!
Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to: 10. Tommy Lee’s———-...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Some things never change
I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary...