God Meets Bureaucracy
God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was...
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...