Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question…
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren’tprepared for the...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...