MICHAEL KENNEDY
MICHAEL KENNEDY What’s the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
AOL addiction poem
|My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really...