My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Locked Up
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...