Daylight savings time
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Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
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The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Getting in an accident
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Getting old when
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Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...