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Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
Cocky Gunslinger
It’s 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one...
Clean those restrooms
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37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
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A game of animal football
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Good, Bad and Worse
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yo mammas breath…
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