Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Two Dogs….
The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry… He...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...