A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
|1. BadAir: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you.2....
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.