A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test…
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of...
Sodom village gone
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...