Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Teaching the child
|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
A young couple decided to wed…
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...