Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Helping a criminal
|When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Mars and Venus
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...