Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
Safest Way to Drive
Safest Way to Drive Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...