Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
What is the worst thing about our justice system? You’re leaving your fate in...
Advice From Mom
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...