Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
OLD NEVER DIES 4
|OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they...
Generous lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...
George W – College Days
George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...