Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Halls of Justice
|A judge was annoyed to find that his car wouldn’t start. He called a...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...