Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Better relationship
|A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. “Doc, you’ve got to...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...