Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
Half off these tickets
|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...