Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
The Barber
The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis...
Scientists and the Mermaid!
These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...