13 Things Films Have Taught Us
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
For the man I love.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....