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New Suit
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
Welcome to Hell…
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing...
Really, really rude!
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The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...
The Story of Micro and Mini
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How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
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Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...